All the cool kids used to be on Facebook.
Then their parents came along.
And the cool kids‘ grandparents.
The cool kids left for new frontiers. They found WhatsApp.
But as the mighty ol‘ Facebook ate into WhatsApp, the young guns once again sought out new shelter.
Worn out and beat, the cool kids settled down with Twitch. But as the cold celestial sun rose up into an infinite virtual sky like burning chrome, the elder, coming from the clubhouse realm, had already talked their way into the gamer’s terrain – with all their expensive tools, but with no creative spark.
Now with hope as bleak as a cancel button, Discord broke out amongst the cool kids as they battled over going back to IRC or find solace in Teamspeak.
As the whole world came tumbling down in Babylonian chaos and netsplit after netsplit battered communities across the web, a new trend became vaguely visible. A thin lining on the digital horizon.
And once again – all was good, for the cool kids had found their new haven far away from any adult.